At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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