So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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