I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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