Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
he fucked my hip out of place.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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