Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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