I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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