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Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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