It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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