Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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