I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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