yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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