so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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