Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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