She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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