Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I love having hate sex.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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