Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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