Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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