It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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