The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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