Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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