I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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