What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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