turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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