Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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