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you win
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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