Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I see more hoeing in ur future
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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