And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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