K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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