Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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