nut hugger
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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whose ass print is on the piano?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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