never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
pop tarts are not kleenex
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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