Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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