I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
How's work?
Spinning.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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