did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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