I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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