yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
try to milk me bitch
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