I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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