omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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