so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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