Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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