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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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