i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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