The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My vagina just clenched in fear
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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