They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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