doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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