his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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