why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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