Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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