I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Pants are for mortals
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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