Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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